8 Things Smart people always wanted to do in their life

Hey hey hey there this is Drago Felagund here to talk with you. I bet you know a lot of smart people. Maybe you count yourself as one. Do you? I don’t care. I don’t think you’re smart, you pretentious little bastard. Alright, so everyone knows that smart people are probably the most comfortable people…

Open Up and Say Agar.io

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Be eaten or eat and grow and watch out and move fast and consume and consume and grow bigger and be eaten or eat and hide and hide and move fast to skirt-kite-escape biggers and be eaten or eat and grow big and touch a virus – blow into a…

Selfies are the best invention?!

  Hey hey hey there this is Drago Felagund here to talk with you. I’m here to talk about true art. The epitome of beauty. That level which even Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci(and di Caprio) couldn’t reach. The level of being able to click…. perfect selfies! Yes, the perfect selfies. Selfies, named after the…

I Hate this so much.

Hey hey hey this is Drago Felagund here to talk with you. Do you live alone? Or do you live with people around you(not family)? However your condition may be, there’s definitely going to be a fucking mess around you. Always. Every single time. It’s like you’re a motherfucking goddamn magnet for shit. And maybe…

Leo Oscar was a hoax?!?!?!

Hey hey hey there people this is Drago Felagund here to talk with you. About the biggest hoax this world has ever seen. We all believed it, and were extremely excited about it. But did it really happen? Yes, I’m talking about Leo apparently winning the Oscar! So how did it happen? Was a fluke?…

Apple and Co iPhone Launch is not appropriate for kids!!!

Hey hey hey this is Drago Felagund here to talk with you. You know, when you stay around a bunch of engineers for a long period of time, you, inadvertently, become obsessed with Apple. Not the fucking fruit, you moron. The company, Apple. That Steve Jobs thing. That half eaten fruit left over by Eve(which…

Boobs, Boobs Everywhere!

Hey hey hey this is Drago Felagund here to talk to you. So, I was chilling one day, looking at hot girls passing by and just imagining how their boobs would be. You know, normal guy stuff. Everyone has that phase when you’re just obsessed with boobs. Like, that’s all you can think about. This…

Fifty Shades of ………?!

Hey hey hey this is Drago Felagund here to talk to you. I was just listening to some random ass songs online, and I stumbled upon(yes, stumbled upon) a song called “love me like you do” from 50 shades of grey. And since I heard that that movie was releasing, i had forgone all faith…

Slapping a friend is normal??!!

Hey hey hey this is Drago Felagund here talking to you. So you may be familiar with the situation when you meet a friend or an acquaintance while walking and you just say “Hey Mark! Good Day!” and walk off. But there are some situations when you know you gotta give the guy a hi5…

Indians are all part of the Illuminati?!

Hey hey hey bros, what’s up this is Drago Felagund and here I am to talk to you. So the T20 cricket world cup is going on right now and India, my country, defeated Pakistan, not my country, just yesterday. I’m not that into cricket and shit but fuck it, when you get to yell…